🧠⚡ BITCOIN SAMURAI - Crypto Sensei Edition ⚡🧠

$27.00

Zen mind. Blockchain grind.

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s an identity. Channeling the fusion of old-school warrior code and new-age decentralized dominance, the Bitcoin Samurai tee is for the traders who meditate through chaos and strike with precision.

Designed with bold retro-futurist flair, this piece features the long-haired Sensei seated in crypto stillness, draped in a gi and crowned in digital armor. The Bitcoin patch on the shoulder? That’s not just a flex—it’s a flag.

🎧 Headphones on. Charts loaded. Emotions detached.

🖤 Black ultra-soft tee – feels like dojo silk, but built like warrior wear
🧬 Premium print quality – full-color, high-fidelity artwork that turns heads and cracks algorithms
👊 Modern unisex fit – whether you’re swing trading or shadowboxing
🌐 Details – halftone textures, glitch geometry, and that BTC drip

This one’s for the disciplined. The deadly. The divine degens who stack sats, dodge rugpulls, and train harder than the market hits.

🪙 Embrace the silence. Become the storm.
This is your uniform, King.

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  • 100% ring-spun combed cotton
  • Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
  • Regular fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.