👾💸 MINI CRYPTO SENSEI – MASTER FIGURINE
Enlightenment has never looked this damn collectible.
This isn’t just a figurine—it’s a physical manifestation of chart-topping wisdom in plastic form.
Meet the Crypto Sensei Mini Master, seated in perfect Zen, headphones on, wrapped in the royal purple gi, and ready to meditate through market meltdowns.
Perfectly stylized in that iconic vinyl figure form, this little beast radiates calm confidence—eyes unshaken, grip unbroken. The Bitcoin badge on the headband and gi? That’s not for flex. That’s for faith. HODL faith.
🪙 4-inch vinyl figure – your tiny trading talisman
🟣 Custom Crypto Gi with gold BTC insignia – for high-level dojo drip
🎧 Over-ear focus gear – ‘cause Sensei’s always listening
🧘 Lotus position – eternal readiness for both moonshots and dips
🔐 Hand-numbered edition – First Wave Drop only
🖊️ Optional Signature Under-Base – Signed by the Sensei himself on request
Place him on your desk. On your chart station. In your shrine.
He’s not just cute—he’s calm under pressure, like you should be.
Because when fear hits the market... your Sensei doesn’t blink.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.